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Guest Blog – The Repentant Man Whore

Posted in Guest Blogz on November 16, 2010 by SweetEnlow

Self reflection is vital to mental and physical development. So why, as humans, do we practice it so infrequently? Is it because we are too busy looking away from ourselves towards others at what we perceive to be flawed? Or is it because we feel content with how we are, and aren’t aware of what we can be? I cannot speak for others when I say this, but my reason was neither of those. My reason stemmed from a self justified fear of cognitive dissonance. I was worried that, if forced to examine myself, the findings would come to odds with that which I knew to be right for myself. Let me be clear, when I say right for myself—in no way am I putting up a moral fence a la religion or creed. In my interpretation of the word, “right” refers to what will help me develop as the man I want to be…not the man a book and its billion followers want me to be.

Some months ago, I was forced to reflect on my lifestyle and where it has brought me thus far. The circumstances surrounding this self reflection are somewhat ridiculous for me to admit. Allow me to preface my next thoughts with this short explanation, I have never considered myself to be a “relationship” guy—every relationship I’ve ever been in has crashed and burned with gusto, usually at the time of my choosing. I didn’t know the meaning of commitment in the true sense of the word and it showed in my relationships. In between these relationships, I would go after girls that seemed unapproachable just so I could experience a brief high that came with the breaking down of barriers. Let me be clear, I don’t enjoy one night stands and the majority of these encounters were not of that nature, but just as in a one night stand, the sex was the last chapter and I moved on. I was a man whore. With that being said, it changed about five months ago. During the summer I had the privilege of going to two of my close friends’ weddings. It was at these weddings, that I met a girl that forced me to pull my head out of my ass (though not at that time). My initial attraction to her was superficial—without a doubt, she’s a beautiful woman, but as a person she offered so much more. At the second wedding, I was able to get her number and from that time on, we talked every single day for probably four months. It was not at all what I expected and it was amazingly refreshing. I forgot all about my previous lifestyle and its stupidity, and just enjoyed the long distance company of this girl. I found that I liked her quite a bit and that was new for me. Long story short, I visited her in New York and enjoyed the weekend, but after the weekend it became clear that, as individuals in different stages of life (and a lot of miles in between us), we couldn’t progress past the level of emotion that had already been breached. Then, as evidence of my transformation from man whore to decent human being, I didn’t burn the bridge. We decided to remain friends and still talk frequently, though without the backdrop of proposed romance. She ended up being a catalyst for me that ignited my introspection.

I say all this not to tout my reform or to insinuate a perfect transformation—though I am on my longest dry spell since 8th grade—rather, I say it to reinforce the lesson I learned to myself. For the first time in my adult life, I had to consider the kind of empty person I was becoming and put it on the paper next to the kind of man I wanted to be. It caused dissonance, just as I feared, but with that dissonance came a realization of direction. So don’t be afraid to take at a look at yourself—though don’t stare too long or risk the fate of Narcissus—because you’ll never realize your flaws until you force yourself to look.

Guest Blog – Ayn Rand and the modern economy by Ben Bettin

Posted in Guest Blogz, Lifestyle on November 25, 2009 by SweetEnlow

The following is a note about the recent surge in interest in the philosophy of Ayn Rand, her works, and their meaning for contemporary politics in America. To be noted is how much the events of the last 2-3 years bear a striking resemblance to events in the radical novel Atlas Shrugged.

The below links are responses in popular media to the resurgence of Rand’s philosophy.

http://www.slate.com/id/2233966/

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/books/200911/ayn-rand-dick-books-fountainhead?currentPage=1

To begin, Existentialism and Objectivism are not necessarily incongruent and Rand’s aversion to religion has more to do with her constant insistence that Man is his own being, and not dependant on other “mystical foundations” (her words, not mine). For Rand, her economic philosophy IS her moral philosophy…and vice versa. This is, I think, where both her more ardent supporters and virulent detractors run into problems. Her moral philosophy is founded on the nature of man being defined as a heroic being…and that all who fail in recognizing and celebrating this fact through productive contributions to society (or passionate sexual exploits based loosely on a notion of equitable values and partially on a sugar-coating of basic animal instincts…) are simply the “looters.” Back this out into the economic realm and it becomes clear that the only system that allows for pure recognition of someone’s value and worth in society is one that is free of all forms of interference in our ability to signal to each other what we want and care for – free market, libertarian, capitalism. 

What bothers me about both articles was this: the United States is (unfortunately) very, very far away from that ideal form of capitalism that Rand wants and longs for…and yet the authors of these two pieces were able to pounce on the success of these people (Wall Street traders, Hedge Fund managers, Small Business entrepreneurs) and throw them under the bus saying “see! These people are Randians. They screwed us with their capitalist greed and selfishness.” This is frustrating on so many levels and shows the far left’s true aversion to challenging some of the true academic and philosophical justifications for capitalism: they are afraid. Afraid because deep down they know that on some levels Rand is right – and we see it already. The true producers have already begun to “shrug.”  Hedge Fund managers (who send vital signals to markets) are relocating accounts abroad. Wall Street execs are getting out b/c they don’t want the public lynching.

Adhering, or even just liking or identifying, with Rand’s philosophy isn’t about being an asshole or a dick.  It’s really about attempting to reflect real value in society, less many of the normative assumptions about how things “should” or “ought” to be based simply on inequities. It is unadulterated elitism, which inherently is harsh, and comes as a direct offense to many of the aims of the far left wing of the Democratic party. To expand on the Wall Street vignette: House Democrats want to pass a bill to throw a .25 percent tax on all stocks, options, derivatives and futures trades in an attempt to reap an estimated $150B a year in tax revenue.  Purportedly, the revenue will only be into a “job creation reserve” and would function to pay for any expansions in government employment. The bill, entitled “Let Wall Street Pay for the Restoration of Main Street Act of 2009,” (No, you really can’t make this stuff up anymore…) bears eerie resemblance to some of the legislation found in Atlas. Why is this an affront to Rand’s philosophy? The Wall Street executive of today may be portrayed as an evil individual, but an executive at Goldman Sachs could be a hero of a contemporary Atlas Shrugged. The trades these firms make, the money they flow into and out of the credit markets, the investment financing they make…they bear the risk of growth time and time again because they are the ones who believe they are smart enough to tell the winners from the losers. The tax is simply a money grab…an attempt to stop those who can from making “too much” because of a fallacious assumption: any inequity is wrong. This goes back to why the left can or will never truly attempt to counter Rand’s philosophy: there are afraid of trying to explain why it makes sense to punish success, so they operate under the assumption that any inequity is wrong.

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/69295-dems-push-wall-street-150b-stock-tax

Obama has been quoted saying that he is happy with people pursuing their dreams, but that he does not want every math wiz to run to Wall Street to become a derivatives trader. The fear of challenging success permeates throughout capitol hill…

The most frustrating portion of the justification of this bill is the idea that Wall Street “needs to be put to work for the public good,” and that this tax would help limit speculation and short-term high volume trading. Ironically, limiting speculation will lead to more volatile markets.  Speculators help keep prices in check by absorbing risk where others won’t…they buy at the low-end and sell at the high-end. Yes, middle class Americans won’t be paying much of this tax – they tend to buy stocks and hold them. But they will be most hurt by it. The Wall Street traders, with their high frequency trading algorithms, their math wiz MIT grads, their complicated growth strategies, their willingness to take a risk, their belief in making winners win…these are the people who drive the economy. And these people will stop what they are doing if that have to pay these sorts of taxes. The Middle Class…their pensions, tied up in mutual and index funds, will bear the brunt of this cost in growth. The retired, whose retirement funds likely include stocks, options, and other derivates…these people will feel this cost too.

My advice to anyone supporting this bill is this: keep going. Do everything you can to get this bill passed. Call your congressmen, send money, call your local unions, get in touch with your local college campus. Do everything imaginable to churn up as much support for this bill as possible. March on Washington and tell capitol hill how you feel about the young Wall Street traders easily making six figure sums for managing the capital allocation in this the world’s largest economy.  Because once this bill is passed, the time for arguing and fear will be over. You can point to Maiden Lane or Wall Street and say “give us our money back!” or “pay your fair share!” But few will be there to listen. The men of value will be gone; they’ve shrugged. They’ll come back of course… but only if you’ll let them.

Guest Blog – Lant’s Drinking Manifesto

Posted in Guest Blogz on November 2, 2009 by SweetEnlow

What is one thing that almost every culture in the world can relate to? You guessed it, booze. Think about it. The Mexicans have their tequila, the French have their wine, the Austrians have their schnapps, and good ole America, the melting pot, drinks it all.  Although most people won’t agree, I am cultured. I am no Magellan, I haven’t been around the world, but I have spent a good amount of time in 12 major countries. Every culture loves its booze.
I know what you are thinking. “Lant, you drunken Irish idiot, not everyone loves booze like you.” Well my friends you are wrong. Booze does in fact bring everyone together. In Ireland with family I haven’t seen in years, booze is what we gather around. Likewise in Canada with old family and friends, drinks must be served. In Germany and Austria being with their armies and being a US soldier, what do we do to connect? We grab a half liter of beer and say “Prost.” In France after a 3 day 72 mile pilgrimage from hell we grab a bottle of wine and watch our pain wash away. If you are ever in a new country or ever have to meet a foreigner and not look like an idiot. Find out the local booze and get them a bottle. Nothing says, I come in peace, like a bottle of booze.
Through my experiences I have picked up a lot of drinking knowledge. A lot of them are common sense, but a lot of people don’t possess common sense, so I will hit on them anyways. Here are my tope 30 rules:
1.       The guest never pays for drinks.
2.       The guest always offers to pay, knowing he will be denied.
3.       Never deny a free drink, it is rude.
4.       No one drinks from their drink until everyone has one and the toast is complete.
5.       Always look the other person in the eyes while toasting.
6.       When too much is consumed and it must come out, it should only be in a toilet or some vacant unused part of nature.
7.       Don’t pass out in public places.
8.       When a host is paying for drinks and requests a chug, you must.
9.       Don’t fake like you are chugging when forced to, suck it up and be a man, and besides, people can tell.
10.   Breads and carbs in general are always a good foundation before one drinks.
11.   If you are trying to last longer or not pass out eating while consuming is a good thing. It will absorb the alcohol and slowly release it instead of one big dose of evil.
12.   Never forget that the alcohol you drink will eventually be released into your blood, even if that means tomorrow when you have an important meeting or flight or something.
13.   This being said, always be prepared for the next day’s events, prior to your first drink.
14.   When one just wants to get drunk as fast as possible, skip the eating, go straight to drinking.
15.   Drink moderately in fancy social settings, i.e. an officer’s house, with a congressman, at Grandmas (unless she is tight).
16.   When massive amounts of booze must be consumed to prevent suicide at fancy social settings, take it to the bathroom and slam ‘em down.
17.   When you are not allowed to or it is inappropriate to be drunk, focus all your power on acting sober. If words are being slurred, don’t talk. If you can’t keep your balance, sit down. If you have to pass out, find your car.
18.   Always chug some kind of sports drink before bed or water if it is all you have.
19.   Try to sleep as long as possible to prevent hangover.
20.   When you must be up early, Excedrin works the best for me.
21.   Don’t show that you are hungover, it is a weakness and you are prey for anyone from your mother to your superiors.
22.   Tips for bartenders should never be based on looks, but more importantly, their speed of service, quality of pore, and number of drinks on the house given.
23.   Take only the essentials in your wallet you will need for the night. Take only cash or only one of your credit cards.
24.   Know the numbers to cancel credit cards if you wake up and your wallet is gone.
25.   If in a new city always have your hotel or where you are staying written down on a piece of paper in your wallet or pocket so you can just hand it to the taxi driver.
26.   Always drink with a buddy. It could prevent your death and they could always be your wingman in clutch situations.
27.   Never text or call when drunk. Turn off your cell, put it away, your ex-girlfriend doesn’t care that you are wasted and still love her.
28.   Don’t drive, take a cab, have a friend drive. More importantly, don’t get caught driving while drunk.
29.   Cameras are good for remembering the night, but they come with risk of damage or loss. I just rely on others to take pictures; it has saved me a lot of trouble.
30.   Pregame is essential. Not only is it good for your wallet, it gets you in the mindset for the bar/club. No football team walks into a game, you have to warm-up for the best performance.
 
Now, I am guilty of breaking my own rules, but life is a learning experience. You can only set the goal to better yourself every time you go out and if you do, one day you will be like me. Many have asked how to drink a Three Kings (1 shot Jack, 1 shot Beam, 1 shot Jameson), well I have the answer. It is having the right attitude, knowing that the first one hurts the most and the rest is easy. If you are inquiring how to beer bong a bottle of Capt., don’t ask. Not only do I not remember, I am pretty sure I should have been hospitalized. Don’t try it. Just remember, no one judges you for puking, they only judge you if you don’t get back on your stool and order another drink. Be safe, keep your head up, and be prepared to have fun.

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