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A Certain Tirade – by ‘Toys

Posted in Lifestyle, Style on March 3, 2011 by SweetEnlow


I can see it now, Andy Rooney sitting in his office at the end of “60 Minutes” looking as old and senile as possible, when a flash of lucidity hits him.  He looks directly into the camera and says, “you know what I hate?  Guys who wear baseball hats because they ‘like the hat.’”

Now, if you are a grown man and frequently wear baseball hats and you’re not at a baseball game or the lake, then, as Keyshawn Johnson says, “C’mon man!”  You are likely yet to graduate from the mesh ‘n tee uniform of high school.  Anyways, if you do insist on wearing a baseball cap out into public, please don’t wear it just because you like the hat.  There is nothing worse than someone wearing a brand new baseball hat with a flatbill and all of the stupid stickers still on.  This is how douchebags who “like the hat” wear their hats.  There is something distinctly “American” and awesome about pulling an old, worn out ball cap out of your back pocket while having a catch.

A baseball hat should say something about you by showing what team you pull for.   If you’re wearing a cap of the hometown team, it is likely not going to raise any eyebrows.  But if you are wearing a cap from a team halfway across the country, people might start to wonder why.  If someone asks you something about the team shown on your cap and you respond that you just like the hat, well then fuck you.  Here is a typical conversation with one of these douchebags in case you’ve never encountered one:

-Me, to douchebag wearing an Atlanta Braves hat: “hey what do you think of the Braves’ chances of winning the NL East this year?”

-Douchebag, who obviously doesn’t know what the NL East is: “uh, I don’t know, I just like the hat”

–This is where I would like to take Javier Bardem’s cattle gun from “No Country for Old Men” and shoot it right through the tomahawk on that piece of shit’s forehead.

Another example:

-Me, to douchebag wearing a St. Louis Cardinals hat: “so, you think the Cards are gonna sign Pujols after the season?”

-Douchebag: “sign poo holes?”

–Bam! Odd Job hat, right there, headless douchebag.

These people fucking suck.  I think the reason that I hate them so much is that I have an overall distaste for people in general.  I don’t like small talk because I don’t want to hear your stupid fucking mouth flap around talking about things that only people with a room temperature IQ would find interesting.  But sport is one venue that I am always game to banter about.  Which is why, when I see a stranger while standing in a stupid fucking line at the DMV, I will give them shit for wearing a Cubs hat.  When the moron replies that he doesn’t like the Cubs, he just likes the hat, I want to strangle him with the rope that holds up the “wait here” sign.  A perfectly good opportunity to make the time less monotonous is wasted on a fucking dimwit.  I guess the moral of the story is I shouldn’t assume an ass clown who is wearing a baseball hat would know anything about the latest trades or the extra inning walk off from the night before, I should just assume douche until proven otherwise.

I have to agree with my man Toys. Guys that wear these hats look like idiots. And its not cool in hip-hop to wear a huge hat over your ears either

Purcells

Posted in Style on March 5, 2010 by SweetEnlow

Shoes are probably my favorite article of clothing.  I can strangely find myself looking at shoes for hours without even realizing what I am doing.  In accordance, I am very particular about what I like.

That being said, Converse’s “Jack Purcells” are arguably my favorite shoe I own.  First introduced to me by OneManArmy when I was high school, these shoes have been a steady staple of my wardrobe since I was 16.

Like many of my favorite articles of clothing, Purcell’s are great because of their versatility.  One can wear them with anything – jeans, chinos, trousers. 

 

A couple things to consider, though, when wearing the Purcell.  First, it is a definite must to break these shoes in.  Not because of comfort issues, but because you look like a total dweeb if you dont..  Fortunately, they are pretty easy to break in – getchu a nice vintage look.  Secondly, particularly on the classic pair, I replace the white laces for black ones.  This an ol’ trick I also learned from OneManArmy.  It gives the shoes a little more edge which I prefer.

I also personally wear Purcell’s with Pants cropped as high as is reasonable.  Because of this, I almost always make sure I am either wearing some wild socks or simply no sock at all.

Be careful about the colors when considering Purcells.  Many of my friends have white.  I think white is a to bland.  There is also Navy, but I feel it limits the shoe to summer time with bright colors only.  Also, John Varvatos has taken the Purcell line and put a few modern touches to it (allowing him to charge twice as much I might add).  They are cool, but not as tight as they originals.

Getchu a pair of Purcells. 

P.S. Make sure everyone knows they are Purcells and not those wack Chuck Taylors.

Madras

Posted in Style on February 18, 2010 by SweetEnlow

Spring is steadily approaching.  Clothing lines are now beginning to release some of the spring season gear and I wanted to point out a type of shirt that I think not only will be largely popular, but is also very cool – Madras.

Like all style, Madras was once hugely popular in the ’60s.  It is having a seasonal resurgence this year.  It was breifly displayed last year, but this year I have been noticing that it is becoming a larger segment of many label’s selections.

The above picture is one taken from Ralph Lauren’s “Rugby” selection.  They always add a bit of funk to their stuff, sometimes enhancing it, most of the time ruining it.  But often times I can find some real good stuff there.  This pearl-snap madras shirt is a great example.  Additionally, anything from Rugby is going to be cut very trim so it will actually fit pretty will.

J.Crew has recently put out a few madras shirts that offer a little more of a utility look. (The picture wont load) http://www.jcrew.com/AST/Browse/MensBrowse/Men_Shop_By_Category/shirts/madrasshirts/PRDOVR~22796/22796.jsp

These shirts arn’t terrible expensive and are timeless.  They are like flannel for the spring/summer. 

In addition, for the girls – Madras looks great casual sun-dresses. 

Caveat:  Dont not wear this madras

this is worse

 

Cardigans

Posted in Style on February 12, 2010 by SweetEnlow

I haven’t posted a style post in a while and for that I apologize.  However, no better way to get back into it then to discuss arguably my favorite piece of clothing, the cardigan sweater.

For some reason, people tend to associate the cardigan with senior citizens.  This is entirely wrong.  The cardigan is one of the most versatile articles of clothing one can ever own and should be a prominent article in one’s wardrobe.

Traditionally, you have two types of cardigans, the classic and the shawl collar

classic

 

shawl

The only real difference clearly lies in the collar of the sweater, but that can make a large difference in the overall look.  I often find myself wearing a shawl cardigan as my outermost piece of clothing, while I wear the classic under a jacket.

As mentioned, the cardigan is the best because it is so versatile.  You wear it with just about anything – a button down, a T-shirt, over jeans, over trousers, underneath a suit/blazer.  You can also wear it really baggy or form-fitting.    I tend to go back and forth.  Also, If you live in a cooler climate, you can wear it with shorts in the summer as I know I will be doing in Colorado for the next couple of years.  Look at this cat wearing it with a T-shirt extra “grandpa-style”

baggy

 If you didn’t get it from the examples listed above, the cardigan is also great because the same piece of clothing can be both casual and formal.  Ralph Lauren display’s them under suits while J.Crew sports them with T-shirts.

Either way, I am all about buying great clothes that offer tons of utility.  The cardigan is right up there with jeans in its utility.  Go buy a couple – one dark, one light.

Temple Bags

Posted in Lifestyle, Style on January 6, 2010 by SweetEnlow

As one grows older, traveling will likely become more important to them.  Most kids don’t have the same passion for traveling as a 30-year-old.  That being said, a vital part of traveling is maintaining the proper equipment… as in luggage. 

Today, traveling is saturated with the generic Navy or Black roller bag.  However, I came across this particular site the other day that is offering an interesting take on duffel bags along with other pieces of luggage.

The company is entitled Temple Bags ( http://templebags.com ) and essentially what they did was take ol’ school military style bags (as well as material) and create new bags.  They are expensive, but relatively similar in price to other type bags of quality.

In addition to having nice luggage for actual traveling, igh-end luggage definitely stands out and can be a sign of taste.

Lastly, every man should have a quality overnight or weekend bag.  It can last forever.  It is probably more important than anything other luggage a man would own.

I got this site recommendation off of uncrate.com – I already commented on Uncrate, but you should really check it out.

Boy Scout Motto

Posted in Style on December 28, 2009 by SweetEnlow

I am often lambasted by women for proclaiming that I like women to dress well all the time.  That includes but is not exclusive to: the grocery store, the library, class, cooking, attending daily function, the gym.  The desire to dress well at all times should be as important to one’s fashion approach, men or women, as black-tie or the weekend garb.

Basically, one should adopt the boy scout motto of “always be prepared” when leaving their home.  Why?  Because one never knows who they might see – a beautiful girl, your boss, your subordinates.  One should not only look respectable, but they should look good.

Do not criticize and say that it is a pain-in-the-ass or it requires an unnecessary process.  Taking an extra five minutes to make yourself look better with your clothes is much more convenient than the 1 and 1/2 hours spent in gym earlier that day or, to some, even brushing your teeth.

Keep it in mind… you never know who you might see.

The picture is one of the most laughable things I have ever seen... check out that caption

Dressing Appropriately

Posted in Style on December 21, 2009 by SweetEnlow

I grew up in Tulsa,OK.  It  is a great place to be raised and/or to raise a family.  However, it is not the most fashion-forward location in the country, even though mid-town Tulsa is highly affluent.

Because of the approach towards to dressing in Tulsa, I have been fortunate enough to understand a highly important aspect of dressing well: in order to be considered a very good dresser, you have to understand the overall personality of the area you are in and the event you are attending.

For example, in Tulsa, it is entirely appropriate to wear a casual T-shirt and jeans out to a bar.  As long as it is done right, one can look very good and, more importantly, appropriate.  I am traveling to Vegas here in about a week and it is appropriate there to wear a dark suit.  I spend every weekend in Manhattan (sometimes Williamsburg!) and there it is appropriate to dress well everywhere you go.  The grocery store requires excellence in the same way a popular lounge would.

If one travels to Stillwater, OK to attend a Frat party, but wears the latest Gucci loafers and a Prada Blazer, he may look exceptional (to some, not me), but he will look entirely inappropriate and completely out-of-place.  He failed in his attempt to dress well.  While his look may be dead-on for Vegas or Miami, but it does not belong in Oklahoma.

To re-iterate, in order to dress well, one must understand the event they are attending and the people they are surrounded by.

And for the people of Tulsa, as much as Jewel wants it to be otherwise, a T-shirt (non-graphic) is completely appropriate for their club.

This applies almost entirely to men.  Women should dress tight anywhere and everywhere.

The Political Uniform

Posted in Lifestyle, Style on December 2, 2009 by SweetEnlow

On my way back from Iceland the other day, I purchased a British GQ.  I am avid reader of the American version, but I have to say, the Brits version is great.  Some articles are hard to relate to because they cover UK politicians and the like.  They speak of restaurants and shops in London that someone not living there can not relate to.  Nevertheless, their articles are incredible.  Much more conservative than Jim Nelson’s  American version.  It is entirely refreshing to have a magazine covering style (among other things) having a conservative edge. 

As I was reading through the magazine (having some terrible anxiety from the turbulent flight), I came across this article entitled “The Strange Death of Political Style.”  The article basically chronicles the now constant lack of style that politicians possess – all they do, especially in America, is adorn a blue suit, red or blue tie, and an American flag lapel pin.  President Obama, in his speech last, not surprisingly wore this exact suit.  I have been commenting on this lack of diversity to some of my closer friends for a few months now and was going to blog on it personally, but the British author, Kevin Braddock, does it better.

Braddock points out that every politician now wears the “boring blue suit” – single-breasted, two-button, and double vented.  He states that one could turn BBC on at any time and witness this trend.  An American can look at just about any important political event over the last ten years to see the exact same thing.  In fact, the media, rather absurdly, pointed out once when President Obama, while having the traditional attire on, did not have his American Flag pin on somehow making him less American. 

Obama mixes it up a little, but not really

 

Braddock writes, “All forms of dress are political, in that they make statements about what the wearer wants to show, tell and hide.  Clothes are a means to an end, and so too is the blue suit, but you dont have to be a fashionista or political commentator to deduce that it’s the means to the most boring, banal, end imaginable, namely: say little, mean nothing and never be misinterpreted.  Inoffensively slick, anaemically smart and tediously correct, the blue suit bespeaks that meekest of political aspirations: just be acceptable.”

I love this statement because it brings to the forefront the power, and the necessity, of dressing well.  Like Braddock says, your clothes should an expression of who you are trying to be.  Unfortunatrly, current politicians tend just to be people who are trying to be re-elected and/or accepted.

Additionally, no politician ever even slightly mixes it up with the subtleties that could so easily correct their boring appearance.  JFK would sport a Repp Tie, Wayfarers, and a simple pocket square – literally, all you need.  Today, it’s a white shirt (traditional collar with barrel cuffs) with a dark red or blue tie.  Sometimes in the UK, a purple tie is worn (subtlety noting the power of the position – a holdover from the Roman Senate im sure). 

Braddock continues the article delving into some deeper parts of British politics, but I want to close my post with his poignant point.

“If you take a cynical attitude towards politicians and suspect they’re defined by careerism, homogeneity, and blandness rather than stuff such as personality, thrust, character or the ‘Vision thing,’ and if you consider that modern politics is sometimes little more than an attritional, WWI-style scrap over the same six inches of marginal territory in the centre of the voter spectrum, then few signifiers better symbolise the anaemia of the modern professional politician than that of his new, blue political suit, which would definitely be greige if it wasnt already navy.”

There is something to be said for a politician who challenges the status quo and disregards conformity-in-order-to-be re-elected as his top priority.  Dressing appropriately, or the lack of, is but one example of modern politicians missing this appropriate mindset.

 

My dawg, but not in his wardrobe

the “Khasawneh”

Posted in Style on December 1, 2009 by SweetEnlow

I stumbled upon the amazing-ness that is the “Khasawneh” haircut a little over a year ago. 

Because of constrictions of the lifestyle, myself and the founder of this haircut have to have our hair within certain regulations at all times.  In my boyz personal attempt to place himself into those regulations one night, he botched his own hair.  After another Tedac fixed it, the final product came bout…

not the best of my boy, but its the only jpeg I could find

Essentially, the sides are shaved with a number 1 guard and the top is relatively left alone… as long as it’s under 3 inches.  Because of the constrictions, we have to have a solid fade on the sides as well.  This is entirely different from those hipster punks in NYC who are now sporting “Fashion Hawks” with no fade and likely some obscure vintage TEE.

personal side shot

You need to have black hair, or close to black, to pull this one off because without the contrast between hair and skin it really does not get at the true “Khasawneh.”  On blondes it just lust looks relatively normal 

It is a great way to peacock, especially when you mix it with preppy clothes

You can bet your ass I will have one for Xmas Break/Vegas

a better picture of my boy with the "Khasawneh" - frontal view

 

GAP

Posted in Style on November 24, 2009 by SweetEnlow

Without a doubt, the best clothing store in the country that defines the best bang for your buck idea is the GAP.  No other retailer rivals the GAP in its products quality, style, and price.  Every time I am in a GAP store, I am tempted to buy something.  Not because I necessarily need anything, but because the temptation of a tight product at such a low price is hard to find.  Particularly, the GAP has awesome T-shirts, V-neck sweaters, and their new denim is great – but there is a lot more.

GAP was struggling some years ago, but they brought this new creative director in from Ralph Lauren or somewhere (I can’t really remember), but either way, he has done a great job and GAP’s success has shown his ability. 

If you want to be thrifty on your clothing, yet still care how you look, concentrate on purchasing  much of your casual clothes from the Gap.  A majority of their product is great stuff.

Some Products I have recently purchased

the illest flan

I did not buy this tomato shirt, but other colors look great

Rilers attempted to call this a "Mr. Rogers" sweater, but she doesn't know what the hell she is talking about

 Due to personal preference, I can’t help you with Jeans, but most all GAP jeans are acceptable in my opinion.

Just stay away from some of the sweaters GAP has that makes you look like Waldo

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